that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper
that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS
everyone: RUNS
A boy or man who falls for a girl 1 day then falls for another the next
“Girl my man just broke up with me after a week of dating”
“ It’s ok he’s one for everybody”
When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow
Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.
A restroom, usually in a gas station, that only has one toilet. Sometimes is shared by both sexes.
Dude I really felt sorry for those girls going into that unisex one seater after I blew that shit up. Guess I shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell last night, after the bar.
The modern equivalent to the term "on a good one". In reference to someone who is under the influence of meth.
Homie must be on a bomb one laughing so hard at nothing.
the process of ripping a bong or pipe hit in one breath and finishing the entire thing
Did you see Niko rip that bong before?
Yeah he managed to sink it in one
1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"