Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

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Bear Suit

To get angry all of a sudden, often scaring those around you....

"If you kids don't get your rooms clean, I'll put on the bear suit"

or

"Geez, James really pulled out the bearsuit in that meeting...."

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Snow Bear

Amrita's term for "Polar Bear" or ursus maritimus - the white, seal-eating predator located in the artic regions of planet Earth.

Snow bears are mean.

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Bear Glove

Condom for a large hairy gay man

Hang on mark, let me find a bear glove before I fuck you in the ass -Large Hairy Gay Man

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bear hectic

Bear meaning very, hectic meaning good. Hectic can be replaced with any other slang term meaning good messy sick bad

"shit bruv, that club was bear hectic!"

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boozer bear

I bear that boozes frequently, thus breaking the age-old rule: Booze is not for bears.

The boozer bear is clearly wasted

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wuzzy bear

A bear under the influence of drugs.

The wuzzy bear is really high right now.

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