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When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .
Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting
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When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.
So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.
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1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet
2) kissing in the bathroom
3) Falacio
Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx
Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!
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Kissing the fist: verb, when a gifted woman performs such enlighten fellatio as to take the entirety of the man's girth and subsequently kiss the side of her thumb and pointer finger wrapped around the base of said genitalia.
I heard Ashley's got mad neck skills, Thomas said she could "kiss the fist".
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The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse
Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite
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Like a french kiss but down under
I gave her an austrlian kiss last night
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Kissing that leads to sex, foreplay.
Making out that ends up with intense sex.
Baby, I can't wait to see you so we can start some dirty kissing.
I'm so horny that I'm ready for some dirty kissing.
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