When someone stumbles upon Urban Dictionary when looking for words on Google, thinking that Urban is the name of just another dictionary publisher. They look up a word, find something silly or offensive, and wonder what Urban Dictionary is.
I got Urban Dictionary syndrome in 2007 when I discovered Urban Dictionary looking for big number names like googoldecaplex. I looked up another word and was shocked at a word that came into view.
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While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.
Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!
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Urban Dictionary's evil nemesis. Believed to have telekinetic powers, and a fetish for keyboards.
ZOMG Urban Dictionary, and Bizzaro Urban Dictionary are haveing teh epic battle!!!one!eleven!
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When you go on urban dictionary to look up one thing and end up spending an hour looking a pointless stuff.
Gf: we were suppose to leave an hour ago
Bf: sorry babe I got stuck in the urban dictionary trap.
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When use of language consists only of words found on urbandictionary.com
You: They had a brown out and when they woke up they were weiner cousins. Too bad someone didnt automagically cock block otherwise they would be able to have their febreze showers in peace.
Jay: To your point, the next day they had a status malfunction.
Maya: You guys are using Urban Dictionary slang...
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1. A bunch of 12 year olds who have nothing better to do than waste their time on the internet, breaking other 12 year old hearts by rejecting their definitions.
2. 50 year old pedophile looking for a sexual definition that seems appropriate to fap to
Urban dictionary editors: I just submitted the word Cleveland bukkake!
50 year old pedo: *reads definition of Cleveland bukkake* Aww yeah, that is some hot sh*t! *faps to it.*
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The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.
Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.
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