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Cardboard cut-out of Walter White.
Guy: Hey look that children's birthday party has a Ray Short
A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
A pair of pants cut above the knee normally with a front pleat and using the same or similar material as regular business pants or slacks. These are totally acceptable to wear in an office environment in summer normally dressed up with a blouse or collared shirt. Or alternatively girls can wear with leggings in winter.
"Wow check out those sweet business shorts! Who knew you could look so professional whilst also keeping your legs cool in summer?"
June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
On November 9th, you can throw a short person.
Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.