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Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)
I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.
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Lisa was an apple-picker when she kissed my boyfriend without fearing the consequences.
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When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!
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A term used to describe oneself when one is far too high.
When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.
"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."
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A type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (Or can be the children of a yuppie.) They live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher class familes, and deeply into their schooling. EX: Being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. They have very high gradepoint averages/G.P.A.s and their 100% NORMAL. Their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid shit like talking about what their familes will buy them. Their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. They also like all the lastest things and pretty much HATE anything vintage.
Apple Pie: "OMG! I just saw the new Justin Bieber song on MTV last night! Its AMAZING! AND my parents are letting me go shopping in N.Y.C.!! YAY!
Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."
Apple pie: o_O "Who?"
Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."
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a mashed vaginal region, common to females that love the penis insertion
joe's mrs's has a hairy half rotten apple.
joe licks his peanut porridge out of his mrs's half rotten apple.
man that chicks half rotten apple smells like trout
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A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.
I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.
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