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Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 25, 2020


Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 25, 2015


christian temple

tall young man with nice facial hair

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple

by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005


christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022


christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year

by 4urmother July 15, 2021


Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023


christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone

agh he’s such a christian seavey

by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021