PureFlix

This is a video streaming service aimed at providing content to a whopping 200,000 Evangelical Protestants. Its collection boasts nearly 90K titles, with the anti-Nietzsche “God’s Not Dead” at the top of the list. During a conversation about a stellar Netflix show, the PureFlix subscriber—feeling left out—will quickly mention how their service is morally superior in that it censors all the secular nonsense that makes the Netflix show brilliant (i.e. relatable human characters, believable plots).

Paul: Hey, girl, you wanna PureFlix and chill? We can do it missionary style and not use birth control.

Mary: That sounds so romantic.

pureflix

A brand that makes shit Christian movies that make Christians want to burn

Bob: Lets watch a Pureflix Movie
Phill: shut the fuck up cunt

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