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A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
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When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.
My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.
When man not interested in nothing but God directly (nor culture, nor art, nor communication).
- I met new christian hip-hop artist trough my instagram!
- And then what? It's empty! How does this affect your life?
- Ah, holy decadence!
When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.
Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES
As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"