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Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.
Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.
Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?
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A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
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A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)
Holy crap! You have a trampoline?
No shit sherlock!
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little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
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Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
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1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.
2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.
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a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger
The line at Mcdonalds
Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?
sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE
nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first
sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.
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