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"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.
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this is so sad alexa play despacito
#spoke #mine
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Kid who wants to atract the attention of a youtuber called "yo mama"
"Yo mama so fat that when she fell everybody thought it was a big meteorite"
"Like so BRODY can see 👍"
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"Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"
"Give me your phone"
"Since you asked so nicely
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(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.
"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
When an individual named Sharon or any other name says something kinky but in a hidden way, you use this phrase to expose them and point it out.
-Sharon: Ah I want that (sexual or something dirty)
-Abdul: Omg Sharon you are so kinky.
-Sharon: Haha I indeed am.
• In here it was used to expose the true (kinky meaning).
where the hickeys at
hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?