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when you're sucked in to your phone's photo gallery for an infinite amount of time scrolling through pictures and reliving memories.
sorry, i was sucked in to a phone hole again.
Literally it’s meaning, phone for whom? You!
I can’t believe you keep calling this phone for me!! Bye bye!!
What happens when you begin to type I love you to someone and the phone automatically fills in the name of the person you are texting and their phone does the same when they text it back.
My phone suggests your name everytime I text I love you, my phone loves you. It must be phone love.
When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss