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Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.
Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.
The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.
Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.
The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"