ryan ross

raging flomo of the band Panic! at the disco. known for absurd eye makeup, ultragay costumes, and has participating in on-stage love making with jerk-off Brendon Urie which leads fans to question his sexuality, and in most cases, gender in general.

Boy #1: "yo when is ryan ross going to come out of the closet??"
Boy#2: "yeah that guy is a total flamer.. who is he fooling?"
Girl: "0Mg uR b0tH wr0Ng.. h3z s00o0O) h4wT n s3Xxi~*~*~*~"

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Ryan Seacrest

Host of television show American Idol, Morning radio host of LA's top 40 radio station. Very funny when you get to hear him actually talk on the radio. No, he's not gay, bi, meterosexual, or anything but straight. Just cute:)

I love listening to Ryan Seacrest on the radio! He makes me laugh!

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Ryan Dunn It

(v.) Choosing to get behind the wheel after a drink too many, taking your life and the lives of your passengers. Involves a full-on collision with a road-barrier completely avoidable by NOT driving a Porsche 130mph after deciding to drive intoxicated. A terrible way to end a rags to riches story enjoyed by the lowest common denominator of TV viewers.

Those jackasses smelled like pure Rum when they drive outta the parking lot. Call 9-1-1 before they Ryan Dunn It into a mini-van and take out a family.

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Cody Ryan

A highly attractive, brown haired, blue eyed guy from Texas.

"Who's that cute guy over there?"
"Oh that's Cody Ryan."

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Ryan Torres

My bf so fuck off .......
My Ryan is amazing, sweet, and the cutest guy you will ever meet. I love him sooo much. He doesn't understand how handsome and/or hot he is cause how self conscious he is. I love you silly

Kylie: Ryan Torres (aka my bf) is the best

Some girl: Damn he's hot
Kylie: *Punches girl in the face*

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Archbishop Ryan

The top highschool in Philadelphia. No other Philadelphia school fucks as much pussy as Ryan guys do. Every guy there is a true specimen and shits on any body from father judge

“This dude from Archbishop Ryan fucked my girl!”

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Ryan Rape

Ryan Rape is when a huge fangirl/guy obsessed with Ryan Reynolds, wants to or has raped him.

Crazy fangirl- "you Stef guess what I did yesterday?"
Stef- "what?"
Crazy fangirl- "I raped Ryan Reynolds (Squeals)"
Stef- "Ryan Rape? You're wierd"

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