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A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."
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A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"
"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.
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A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.
The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.
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one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure
"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."
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A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.
If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!
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a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.
Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"
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