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A game where Kratos seems to be the only real god since the other Gods die more often than mortals themselves.
God of War
Ares: Kratos, youre just a mortal...
Kratos: stabs Ares right between the eyes STFU God of Faggots.
Ares: drops dead... AND bleeding... yeah, Gods do bleed
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"christians" that only hang out with other christians and make fun of people that are not christian. they are also best friends with jesus, but you can't be, only they can be. oh yeah, they're better than you at everything, especially life.
That dude that sits in the front of class with his bible proudly displayed on his desk, who won't give you the time of day unless your a known christian, and even then he acts like hes more righteous than you. He won't tell anybody about jesus because its a secret club that only he should be a part of.
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a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video
just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
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The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,
by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.
"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,
For generation upon generation."
-Leviticus 13:5
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May 6 a regular Friday night at UCSD is filled with the sounds of crickets in the hallways and the snoring of sleeping fatigued students in their dorm rooms. This campus that inhabits more than 30,000 teenagers with seemingly young souls ready to party creates less sounds and chanting of joy than a funeral home. With their exclusive parties the SD in UCSD might as well stands for Socially Dead. However once a year this moment of what seems to be an eternal silence is broken down by the annual Sun God Music Festival. It is that time of the year where UCSD students actually engage in human contact with another human being specifically trying to make money off of the free wristbands they received. This special day is when the word sobriety leaves each students pocket dictionary. All kinds of drugs could easily be seen in any random student’s system. Recently the festival has been divided into 2 stages. The main stage is where the bigger performers are usually seen which is filled with starstrucked students trying to get a closer look at the one and only popular artist on the line up. Meanwhile the dance stage usually has a few famous electro music artists filled with students gathered up in circles too fucked up on ecstasy (or not) to realize what they’re doing is not exactly shuffling. This rare event at this campus is a perfect opportunity for those bookworms to show what they are made out of and how many shots they could force into their body before they throw up (about 2)
Jake: whoa dude do you see that kid! he's busting some sick moves during Sun God?
Mike: nah dude, he's having a seizure.
Andy: oh man, i gotta throw up!
Joe: oh shit! we gotta make it inside Sun God. how much did you have to drink?
Andy: i haven't! i think i got food poisoning from Panda Express.
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The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god
(log off)
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A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.
>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
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