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The housekeeper for the Kamisato Clan in Genshin Impact. Big tiddied, good hearted guy who is the absolute embodiment of a malewife.
This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.
He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.
Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.
In other words, ultimate husband material.
“Holy shit Thoma can fuck me any day he’d treat me so right”
“Omg I know I want his children so bad”
big dick guy. huge ego and LOVES women. he loves to flirt and talk to girls and stays up all night on call with girls. he love fat rabbits and getting his dick wet. he is in love with a girl and can’t get over her no matter what he does. he is sad. he is a very caring person who will look after you.
a:have you heard about thomas
l: yeah his big dick is true but so is the big ego
a: at least he’s nice
It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.
Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge
Thomas: *Eating the soup*
Me:*Beats the shit out of him*
A very submissive and breedable house-wife from Fontaine, currently living in Inazuma and working under the Kamisato clan
"Thoma, stop making fuckin hot pot before i shove my foot down your throat"
A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.
A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!
Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!