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Women's boobs that could be tied in an actual titty twister because they resemble tube socks filled with wet sand.
I was having a great time at your mom's house until she whipped me half to death with her sad tits.
9👍 5👎
Of superior quality, the best thing as in the man's favorite part of the woman (tits) and the woman's favorite part of the man (balls)
"Teacher, did you have a chance to look at my essay?"
"Why yes Timmy, it was the tits and the balls"
9👍 5👎
Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.
"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"
32👍 27👎
unusually large cup size coupled with an unusually small band size. Can be either real or fake.
"I started sprouting boobs at age 10, so by the time I was 12 I was a 32F, full on stripper tits."
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when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle
its fuckin' tits cold out here
28👍 23👎
back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs
your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds
28👍 23👎
An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game
(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"
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