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When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.
Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.
When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood
The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual
Person that leaves a backpack on riding the tube
The underground was packed because of all these rucksack twats
A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)
Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper
A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
A twat briagade is a lesbian fuck fest otherwise known as an orgy
I walked in on a twat briagade
When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.
You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie