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a Hung dick is a dick penis or cock which is SUUPER big like when i mean SUPER big i mean GIGANTIC and it is super attractive to ladies and can start the amongus sussy baka shit
girl: Honey what kind of dick do you have?
boy: Have a hung dick. wanna fuck?
When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole
Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
When your partner is giving head and emitting a Chewbacca-esque sound from rolling their r's combined with the penis lodged in the back of their throat.
Shauna woke up the neighbors while she was goin' wookiee on that dick.
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