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Two girls names Olivia and Kaitlyn
Those stupid whore I hate them Kaitlyn wants to throw shade but can’t talk so she needs Olivia to misread the whole situation and write a non true paragraph ugh I hate those stupid ass bitches
literally me, cause i mess up everything yeee
oh no, i have done such a mess! i am a stupid ass bitch
Scarlett K
you’re a stupid ass bitch so you’re scarlett right?
A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?
B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?
A: Yes.
when you want to ask people who wants to ass
Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass
A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.
My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.
An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!