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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.
We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.
Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin
It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from
Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book
Person 2: Yeah it was a great book
When a guy pisses into a girls asshole and she's doing a hand stand. She then contracts her asshole, squirting the piss back at the man
Yeah me and leah are going to try the moby Dick later