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A nicer word for a sweet puff. Any crab knows the sweet puff comes from Holland, packed nicely with a little rose ready for her hole to be filled.
Slang derived from a tweaked town called murwillumbah on the eastern coast of Australia.
1. “Yo man I hope you don’t mind that I brought my euro girl with me.”
“Dude it’s my brothers 4th birthday party, of course I don’t mind Id love a fry on the ol rock wok
2. “ i went to that shady tobacconist to buy another euro girl”
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Grayson is cute, kind, and caring. She is very smart and will always stick up for her friends. Don’t get on her bad side or you won’t survive. But if you treat her right she will treat you right as well. She is a great friend and a great lover. She is a great kisser and is always willing to cuddle. She has many talents and has very good luck.
If you have a Grayson (girl) in your life you are very lucky and you need to keep them at all costs!
Emma: Hey, did you see Grayson (girl) at school today?
Chloe: Ya, I know she is so hot!
A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
Girls with Slingshots
Girl HAYDEN is a girl that is very special cute smart funny gorgeous sexy hot and very fine and has to have girl in front of her name because your bestfriend hayden who’s a boy has the same name! (Girl hayden is better tho)
“HAYDEN”
(which one?)
“GIRL HAYDEN!”
A female that resides in university park, FL (slut)
Boy1: you fucking with her?
Boy 2: no she a Upark girl.
A girl that has a certain dark and grungy aesthetic
"Bro I only fuck with Trench girls"
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A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality
what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl