mach 3

when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.

My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.

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3-0

the third level of law-enforcement - police are known to be the 5-0, security gaurds and bouncers (club security) constitute the 4-0 - whereas the 3-0 represents school teachers or other citizens who are on the look out for people up to no good.

pronounced "three-oh"

Ay dawg, lets cut class.
No dice, the 3-0 are out in force patrolin today, we'll get busted fo sho.

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3 in 1

when you see your top 3 fit people in one day.

yeah i saw my 3 in 1's today

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June 3

Appreciate Zoe Day!

Me: what your bday?

Her: June 3

Me:that explains so much

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Best 3/3 . 💘⭐️

Get yuu a 3/3 . One of the best 3/3’s include , Emory , kaleah , kayli . Nb can top Dey bond nn can’t stop it . They always gone have Dey ‘ up’s nn ‘ down’s ’ but Dey gone always have each other bck . I luvv my ‘ 3/3 ‘ 2 death ‘🖕🏽🖕🏽’ evb else . - by __.kaleahh

Best 3/3 . 💘⭐️ - one of da best 3/3 ‘s in da world .

Battlefield 3

A back-up plan for those who lack skill in the famous Call of Duty series and hope for a fresh start in the FPS genre of video games.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna pre-order the next Call of Duty?

Person 2: F*ck that! Call of Duty is too unrealistic and takes too much individual skill! I'm getting Battlefield 3, the trailers look pretty and I'll have a whole team to help me out!

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September 3

You are 1000% a dream smp STAN, and gay for all of the Minecraft streamers.

Person 1: "Did you see that Wilbur is live right now! It's so poggers."
Person 2: "Oh you must be born on September 3rd."

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