lol u just got owned

What the retards say when they kill you in Halo notice the spelling, Non capitilization, Everything it has is fail. This can be used in times like where you get ganked by 5 people and then one person messages you and says lul u just got owned, Sometimes they can put the word nigger on it to make it even more classy.

Me: HALO IS FUN
Noob: lol u just got owned
Me: FUCK YOU.

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do u know da way

Do you know da way? If not. I vill show u da way.

Hey Garret ... Do u know da way?

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New Super Mario Brothers U

The newest Mario game available for the Wii U. The fourth in the New Super Mario Brothers series, it is the first in HD. It launched alongside the Wii U on November 18, 2012.

I just bought the new Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers U!

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fuck u you giddy prick

When someone tells you to get laid you fat piece of shit.

YOU:"Whats your favorite Harry Potter spell?"
ME:"Fuck u you giddy prick."

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cab u gave a vutty okeasr

Translation: can u have a nutty please

Definition:

When you are talking or messaging someone and you have to grant the permission for them to have a Wank and follow though with the Nut otherwise known as Ejaculating Semen. If you do not grant the permission for them to have a Nutty they will have to ask someone else for their permission.

"im busting to have a wank"
"cab u gave a vutty okeasr"
"yes i can have a nut"

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suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

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Chud (C. H. U. D.)

Originally from the old 1984 awesome horror flick and is the acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

This term is regarded as the WORST possible insult you can dish out on the social media circles today. When you call someone a CHUD you're basically calling them a flurry of cocktail of foul names. Synonyms would be foul, lethargic, morally bankrupt, severe physical unattractiveness, mindnumbingly stupid, brainwashed, probably has terrible hygiene, unable to comprehend sufficiently, or probably an unread zombie.

The best typical person on the internet you'd find that can be considered a Chud is trumpet troll.

Wow I just had the most worthless conversation with a cave troll Chud (C. H. U. D.) in the online group chat today! Trumpet Troll Ignorant Foul Mortifying Stupid

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