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Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!

Polish your dome twice daily

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


saint davids drama

Hmm, yes. The first 8th grade couple you ask? Joey and Lisette. But don’t get to excited over this too cute for words couple. Rumors have it, at the Saint Thomas Aquinas game on Friday the 5th Lisette was seen walking without guess who? Joey. Not only that, but get this. Joey was seen chatting it up more than a couple of times with long-time bff and 7th grade it girl, Katie Stoudenmire who was with her bffs Lizzie Leja and Haley "Crimms". Looks like little Lisette has some competition.

i'll deffinatly write more about saint davids drama, dont worry.

by !@#$%1234567 February 5, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


david thomas preddy

A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.

that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.

by davidtp March 3, 2010

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


David J. Garcia

A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.

A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.

by BlackRose69 May 14, 2013

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


David her over

1. The phrase used to describe the storyline behind David Hodges and Kelly Clarkson, also the inspiration for the song "Behind These Hazel Eyes". This includes breaking up with her suddenly for his ex-girlfriend, getting engaged within months to said ex, kissing and asking to reunite with her at his birthday party while still engaged to his ex, throwing in her face that he is engaged after being rejected, and then marrying said ex soon after.
2. The phrase used to describe any actions similar to what David Hodges put Kelly Clarkson through.

"I really don't have any opinions on the guy as long as she's happy and he doesn't David her over, then kudos to him."
"Graham Colton will not David her over."

by Regine April 20, 2006

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.

David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.

by David the second wayne March 26, 2016


david jordi gonzalez

that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.

david jordi gonzalez= that one kid no one likes.

by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018