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Marblehead High School

Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.

Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!

by SummerTravel May 11, 2011

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Wheeling High School

Wheeling High School is a 4-year public high school and is part of Township High School District #214. It's school mascot is the wildcat, and the school colors are royal blue, athletic gold, and white.

Wheeling High School is known for it's debate team.

by Catlady21 March 19, 2010

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moorside high school

lots of chavs and girls who cant do makeup. we hate co-op academy kids. admit it, its still swinton high. passed a year 11 today and he smelt likeweed. not surprised. am i the only one who doesn't like pasta king at all? why are the pizzas square? the pizzas are bomb though. the brownies taste like flour. the white chocolate cookies are the SHIT. THEY ARE SO GOD-DAMN GOOD. i always wanna get a waffle in the morning but the lines are HORRIFIC. you wont get my identity btw. i hope this goes viral.

co-op kid: moorside high school is full of nonces
everyone at moorside (including teachers): we know

by ur local nonce. October 16, 2019

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bonanza high school

Bitches stay pregnant layed up with 25 different niggas and the gang. Niggas stay looking like single fathers of 5 with low food stamps. Mexicans are always throwing up signs and making out in the hallways. And ditching class on a regular basis.

You see them broke niggas and pregnant bitches over there? They go to bonanza high school.

by beebeebad812 April 8, 2019

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palmer high school

A happy home for hicks and butte degenerates to take refuge , if you are a iccest loving hick than this is the promised land.

If you want palmer poon that palmer high school is the place for you.

by Hick rick December 12, 2016

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High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.

Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.

by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017

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Chelan High School

Chelan High School is a small school filled with snakes or fuckboys that are considered "cute" because of the limited people there. There's always drama going on and most of them are crack heads.

The staff is nice though and the campus is well taken care of.

Student: I'm moving to chelan high school!
Student 2: be careful, the hoes will start a rumor about you before you even step in the school

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeet69 February 7, 2019

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