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Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019


Jordan

A mark who believes everything he sees in the internet

Jordan’s a fucking mark

by Dictionarytrust January 21, 2022


Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.

Jordan is such a great friend.

by HelloJordan March 31, 2022


Jordan

Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed

And so cool
Cool guy

Wanna be him so much

Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .

by Cool guy that likes jordan November 23, 2017


Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱

Jordan Is the best ever

by Jxrdy•W December 22, 2022


Jordan

Jordan an absolute sigma male the a cock that reaches the moon bitches love him he gets all the hoes

Girl:Omg is that Jordan
Girl 2:*gets impregnated just by looking at him

by Magnum_sized_condoms November 24, 2021


Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.

Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.

by Artcrimes August 10, 2021