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Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.

Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”

by travis jp March 2, 2024


I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023


long hotdog

It means Ethan's long and hard boner. IT became harder after a touch. It is filled with blood so it looks like a pink American classical hotdog.

The chef touched the "long hotdog" in order to help Ethan exercise.

by Q0617 April 8, 2021


Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 27, 2009


Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017


Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.

He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.

by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017


long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018