Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

Hell's ring

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

deep ring

Vaginal fisting stimulation given to one's partner while wearing jewelry such as rings on one of more finger.

Kaylyn and Jill tried deep ringing for the first time today.

Change her ring tone

Bleaching of the anus

While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone

Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

Rachel Ring

An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.

Ew, you know Rachel Ring?

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!