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sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


Uncle Neddy

Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.

"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"

"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"

by JazzyPants February 23, 2012


Uncle Tyrone

The white equivalent to Uncle Tom.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is a total Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

by Oswald Joy May 27, 2021


Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022


uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022


The Uncle Arif

The practice of calling your nieces and nephews monkeys, and also farting on your nieces and nephews with no mercy

Uncle Arif saw his nephew Mannix and farted on his face and called him a monkey, the practice of the uncle Arif

by UncleArif May 9, 2024


co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's aunt's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021