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1. When you masterbate with your hand
2. When you make a waffle out of falafel
Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!
A random person on the street: You're weird.
Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles
When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.
Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night
Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron”
Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.
its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?