Significant brother

A man married to his sibling/step-sibling.

Pam: did you hear Brittany got married? I wonder who the groom is...
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.

(Cue banjos)

Wright brothers

A 59 second loud propeller farty toilet experience achieving a very low altitude above seat level.

Just had a gas propelled noisy white knuckle wright brothers shit

flamingo brothers

When two dudes are arrested together they become flamingo brothers. Much like Eskimo Brothers, the bond is very strong

Me and my boy were shitting on car hoods last night and became Flamingo Brothers.

eskimo brothers

Ur Brother are ur mother

Its the deny to ur sister is a mister

Carl: ur mom gay
Richard: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
Richard: Ur brother are ur mother
**Carl dies and go to extreme hell**

virginity brothers

Losing your virginity on the same night as a friend.

Man 1: Dude I fucked Lucy last night.
Man 2: No way, I fucked Maddy last night.
Man 1: Holy shit! We're virginity brothers then.

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

sled brothers

When you and another guy have both had your dick sucked by the same girl

1-"Dude I got some good ass dome last night"

2- "Good shit dude, who was it?"

1- " that Megan girl, she knows what she's doing!"

2- "Bro! She's blown me too! It was fucking amazing, can't believe we are Sled Brothers!!"