Whack Jesus

To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi.

I lost both my wives to Cancer...I really want to whack Jesus for this.

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In Jesus name

Something christians say to fool themselves into thinking they're accomplishing something by praying.
Typically followed by "amen."

Lord please make everyone else follow our beliefs because they are right and everyone else is wrong. In Jesus name, amen.

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jesus piece

meaning: the signature firearm in a gangbanger's collection of firearms. typically, the jesus piece is a high caliber handgun adorned with engraving, encrusted jewels, or other decorations.

i was rollin wit da jesus piece up under da car seat.

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jesus lover

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.

Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!

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Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

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Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

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black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

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