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Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.
Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.
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Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.
Jizz in my Pants, haha.
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Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.
"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."
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To be nervous or anxious or jumpy; to be unable to sit still.
If you had 'ants' (small insects) in your 'pants' (clothing) you would probably feel like jumping around.
Synonym: antsy
1) The children had ants in their pants, so we took them outside for some exercise.
2) Would you please stop tapping your foot?! You must have ants in your pants!
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noun. Pants that have no ball room. Can result in man toe.
Man #1, Damn, my balls are getting crushed by my Cheap Hotel Pants.
Man #2, Cheap hotel pants?
Man #1, Cheap Hotels have no ballroom.
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Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.
Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.
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To screw up something that was a sure thing.
Hey how'd your calc test go?
Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.
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