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Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.
Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
People who wake up load up instagram/YouTube/Snapchat.. most probably Insta though and give verbal before brushing their teeth.. a person well know for these antics is striker.lst0ne
‘’Striker Lst0ne stop being one of those internet drillas’’
A girl that posts her self non stop , always on social media keeping up with celebrities, Probably has a snap score of A million with 300 unread messages
Chris : This girl Fine but she post way to much, should I still hit her up?
Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .
Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet
Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?
Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.
Guy 1: Happens all the time
Meaningless posts to the internet that seem to serve no purpose. Often found on social media, pop-culture journalism sites, and YouTube.
This noise can drown out the content the user actually wants to consume.
I had some time to kill so I went on YouTube, but I couldn't find a good video through all the internet noise.