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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022


jackson blair

a hot dude from norwin highschool

“damn i want jackson blair to fuck me raw
“same”

by colson baker September 27, 2022


A Jackson

The act of detaining a High Command officer within the IRF and almost losing your job as a Military Police Officer.

"Hey, don't pull off a Jackson!"

by Your average IRF servant March 29, 2024


Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 4, 2022


Jackson and Abigail

A relationship between a Jackson, and an Abigail is like a shooting star. It is beautiful, and once in a lifetime, and even though it flies across the sky and never returns, it will never be forgotten.

I wish I was as close as Jackson and Abigail.

by The_Tailor November 28, 2021


jackson technology center

jackson technology center is where people go to school to skip and smoke marijuana.

you: oh you go to jackson technology center

not you: yes i love skipping

by groveskreetz🥰 November 29, 2021


chris jackson

the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees

I just love my Chris Jackson

by cyborg123 August 10, 2024