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When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.
Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday
When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly
We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!
Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.
Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!
Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.
I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.
The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..
I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.