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A term used for a sheep skin condom.
The Middle Eastern man went to the club but he made the fatal mistake of not bringing enough Saudi Arabian Party Hats.
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When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason
My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat
Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
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The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
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This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.
John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.
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Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not
I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things
What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.
I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!