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The lapse of time you spend without a cell phone after breaking or losing it, often causing anxiety because of the inability to contact people. Withdrawal of the modern smartphone can sometimes cause complete isolation from the outside world.
It's been 2 days, and I'm still on my laptop trying to facebook message my friends where they are. I am extremely phone sick.
My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!
I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.
Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
It's a cellphone not a yell phone
This jackass on the metro was yelling on his cell phone, so Steve said "it was a cell phone, not a yell phone dumbass"
When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
What follows a satisfying session of phone sex
Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.