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Someone who never drives anywhere; always has somone else drive because they are either too cheap, too lazy, or just don't want the hassle. Constantly making excuses not to drive while kissing someones ass so they will drive.
Jeff never offers to drive the group to lunch; he always bums a ride from everyone else...he is such a car-ride slut.
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when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper.
"Hey! Why are you walking funny?"
"Omar and Shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and I'm still incapable of defacating."
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The moment in a chavs life when he realises that his "real slick bang in your fassse motor" is actually a tin can with the most ridiculous amount of crap body kit he can have fitted with stupid amounts of cheap stereo system (usually into the dash) he may be heard uttering the words "can you plase UNpimp my ride"
"dude your car looks like my auntie sat on it"
"yeah ok can you unpimp my ride?"
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When a female rides like a byke during sexual intercourse. Not very complicated to figure out.
Steve: "she rode me like a bike no cap on god"
Homie: Thats litty steve
Ava: "He asked me to be on top"
Grace: "Well did you ride like a bike??"
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Having sex with a girl then shitting in her vag. afterwords you give her a black eye and kick her down a flight of stairs.
"dude your girlfriend looks like shit"
"i know man, i gave her a Nebraska Sleigh Ride last night."
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Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.
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The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.
The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.
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