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When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital
Lines on the butt, thighs and crotch area most often mistaken for stretch marks that can be found on an extremely sexy individual
Hey man, look at her! She even has sexy lines!!!
Sexy/mf is a set of pronouns used by the sexiest mofos profoundly used to piss off snowflakes who get offended easily
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Snowflake: what are your pronouns
Guy: I don’t care
Snowflake: just tell me pls
Guy: fine sexy/mf
Snowflake: you can’t do that
Guy: I don’t care
Typically the first Sunday of each month is defined as sexy snap Sunday. On this magical day one takes and sends sexy snaps of both implied or full nudes .
It sure would be nice to have a little pick me up, I’m so glad it’s sexy snap Sunday “
Elena is the sexiest thing to come out of romania, can cause someone to have an organsm 1,736 miles away from you and is also the future wife of Olivia Callaghan and has sexy hands that Olivia wants to sit on xoxo
sexy elena needs to sit on my face
this just means "yeah" or "yeah we are!" this is a reference to Justin Timberlake's Sexyback where the back up singers say "yeah!"
person 1: we're gonna take over the world
person 2: like we're bringing sexy back!
The provider of amazing pizza and filthy hot sex.
Looking for a good time. Go get yourself a little bit of corporal sexy pizza. He bangs