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the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
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An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
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“I came so hard all over her, I gave her the hot beef shower!”
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Affectionately known as the PT. To receive a kick to the nuts for acting out douchebaggery.
Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.
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This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.
"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."
Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
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A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara has turkey shower curtains.
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