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the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)
"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."
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1. A university that concentrates on Dance and Musical theater. Has an over abundance of Fag Hags and Divas.
2. A University in downtown pittsburgh that offers degrees in performing arts and has a really ugly symbol.
1. I am a male, I am going for musical theater, and enjoy dick in my ass hole. I go to Point Park University.
2. I go to Point Park to major in Cinema and Digital Arts. No I am not gay.
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Best community college in the state of Washington
Yeah, I went to Washington State University before going to a real school
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A magical place filled with loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about 10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.
Jackie: I SO got into OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie: What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!
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The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"
University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."
Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"
BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
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A school full of nast in Orlando. Has an IB program and a gift program. Has many lesbians, pregnant girls, spanish guys with small backpacks, and several trees for each social clique.
I go to University High School, a place of Higher Learning.
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The excuse that EVERY slut uses for being a whore and sleeping with someone else's man.
"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".
"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "
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