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jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003


Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021


50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

by Brewtown July 18, 2017


Korean Beef Queef

A fabled angelic sound, that causes your heart to instantaneously explode when ejecting your cock from a Korean hooker.

The legendary Australian cricketer knew he fucked up, when he heard the beautiful, but fatal sound, of the Korean Beef Queef.

by Madbasha June 3, 2022


Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 26, 2020


roast beef gash

A brown appearing vagina. Combining gash and an adjective

I opulent go down on her once I saw her roast beef gash

by Skeletonkeybumps September 9, 2017


Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 20, 2020