Me Time

"Me Time" refers to time spent alone, often to masterbate and watch pornographic material.

Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate".

Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"

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time suck

waste of time

Waiting in line at the DMV was a total time suck.

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guy time

When men have quality time together, and do "guy" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.

"Hey babe, me and my friends are gonna have some guy time this week..."

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Dexi-Time

Literally working when the fuck you want, regardless of Company working hour regulations

Connor: "Hey has anyone seen Declan today?"
Ed: "Nah, he works when he wants, he's on Dexi-time, sipping a Corona & Lime"

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time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

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a universal time

that jojo game on roblox where you constantly lose stands or items

some random aut player: aut developer restore pls? restore stand i lose stand on a universal time pls

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Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

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