playing on your top

messing with you. playing you.

ahhhh he called you ugly. he most definitely playing on your top

30👍 4👎

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

25👍 3👎

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!

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Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.

"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

Post-Op Top

That fire head you get after a medical procedure where your still flying high from any drugs they gave you to knock out.

I just got post-op top and I busted the mother of all nuts.

Tea party top

Oral sex from a Bostonian

Boys, I just got that tea party top!