somebody fell out of da ugly tree dis mornin

A term used when one of ur homeboys or homegrls walk around lookin fucked up.

Damn trey!!who did ur edge up!! HAHA somebody fell out of da dumb tree this mornin

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a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it

"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

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Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

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Tree Society

In some high schools and colleges, a relatively large club or group of people who get together underneath campus trees in grassy areas and just talk. Members are often students with emotional or societal problems who get their feelings out with people who listen, much like a therapy session, except in a much more relaxed manner. Many times, conversations vary from these to much more random topics, and some societies have been known to have drug-high clubs inside of these, continuing with the so-called "healing," but this isn't too common.

"Loomis' Tree Society rep was yelling at everybody to join... I think it's supposed to be fun or something."