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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018


High school twat

People in high school that do things because they seem cool/funny but in reality are extremely dumb, useless, or even harmful

Plenty of high school twats submit names to Urban Dictionary in attempts to pathetically praise their crush, promote their own image, or roast people they dislike

by Unit 12 May 8, 2018


Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by August 22, 2024


Twat pot

A gaggle of women talking shit. Usually after you’ve done something stupid or humiliating.

Look at that twat pot talking shit about you, Linda. I told you she wasn’t into butch women.

by JajaJackson December 2, 2021


Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023


Sappy twat

Slushy charmy fool

Sappy twat get a happy slap from an unhappy ragmuncher

by Step lupid March 26, 2021


twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.

Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid

by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022