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Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.
person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"
Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".
Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*
Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"
Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*
Yonk: *Follows Yonking*
Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*
Yonk: *runs away hissing*
Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)
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"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"
Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.
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Cheering someone on
Yo girl, you go on wit yo bad self!
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yo wagwan piff ting
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?
A girl with common sense - Wasteman.
Eddie who?
Eddie eddie.
Awww mr steal yo girl?
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when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.
IF YOU DONT SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
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